Typical IKEA stuff. Made of MDF (obviously), no drawers. Has a small bit of moisture build up where water spilt on it but not that noticeable - the glass top has protected it well considering it's about 5 years old now.
You could take it apart if you really wanted to, probably not recommended.
6 pack of craft beer seem fair?
And yes, my garage floor needs about 10 litres of bleach, and a karcher. I am aware.